To run or to fucking kill

November 9, 2009 § Leave a comment

steal this motherfuckerYou know you’re in trouble when your life online stresses you more than your life in “real time” with “real people”, though, how “real-er” those people are than I, boggles my mind.

I understand that I haven’t quite established myself as a full-time blogger yet, as my post have gone down from twice a week to once-a-maybe. And I apologize to you and myself for that. But really, unless you’ve begun publishing yourself online, I don’t suppose you will be forgiving of my misbehaviors. And I wouldn’t forgive myself either, it’s not a good excuse to say that I have more than 15 blogs that I check daily, as well as keeping up with a ridiculous Tumblr account that is while marvelous quite exhausting as well as keeping up with a Twitter account which I am failing by updating not-so-momentarily. But at least when I do, it is funny, and I get props for that.

Back to my point of apologies and time complaints. It is amazing how some people out there can pump shit like no other, keep up with life, school, socializing as well as their online appearances. And I thought, well in order to perform like them, I am going to have to make some adjustments. Thankfully, I am finally caught up with the TV shows that I was behind; How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, The Office just to name a few, and I am almost caught up with the motion pictures that are being put out [ps, omg @ how much I cried while watching UP] so I almost have more time to spend online than lying on my brother’s bed and falling asleep trying to catch up with television. I just wish there was a website, like, http://www.larawantstocatchupwiththeworld.org  that would be in the format of a blog and would include every photo, post, celebrity death and editorial porn with it’s date and time and I wouldn’t have to go from blog to blog, Tumblr to Twitter back to wordpress and see how many people have read my pathetic posts. Unfortunately until that website is created beautifully by my future boyfriend [who will  also invent awesome things for me, technologically speaking] I am going to have to figure out how to manage my time, not be late for work, be physically active for dance, be clinically NOT insane to talk to people who want to buy soap and still be funny and witty enough to publicly state my life and opinions on Twitter as well as this blog.

So, I don’t know, advice would be good.

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